The Dress Code.
I like using abstract adjectives and nouns to describe my outfits. I also own bacon&egg underwear.
Home Theme Shoot.

hell-hounds-of-baskerville:

catsidae:

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nice leg flower the dukes of hazzard makes apple whistle

Im missing something
I dont understand this

Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man-go /whistle

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grotesqueburlesquebeauty:

Unf-ing all over this shit…

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mudbloodwizard:

It is an inf- I CAN’T 

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I GOT YO’ HAMMER.

AND YOU DON’T GET NONE.

Alright, alright. You can have it back.

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