mudbloodwizard:

It is an inf- I CAN’T 

(via homerthompson)

I GOT YO’ HAMMER.

AND YOU DON’T GET NONE.

Alright, alright. You can have it back.

(via fullmetalmono)

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thephantomfly:

This is Ally. She is my best friend in the entire universe, and she is so close to her dream of being a Channel [V] presenter.

Ally has red hair, which makes it difficult for people to take her seriously, so she needs your help.

Ally is completely and utterly devoted to music. She is…

This is me. I am a red head. I need your help. Vote for me.

I know I haven’t been on Tumblr in a billion years, but I’m back! I’m currently auditioning for Channel [V]’s Presenter Search. This job is everything that I’ve wanted. It is the reason I am studying Journalism at University. It’s my dream.

I don’t have many followers on here, but the votes from you guys might just be enough.

http://presentersearch.vmusic.com.au/view-entries.aspx?Search=Ally+Mooney#

Please, click the link, click my face, click ‘like’ and the heart.

It would mean so much to me! And you know I’d make the most amazing presenter around! 

If your natural state is ‘Sasqatch’ then this is 100% accurate….

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pottervore:

What do yo say, potterheads?

Clever. Too bad y’all didn’t think to come up with this in time for the countries who previewed it first. I would have, but I saw it TWO DAYS AGO

Me, watching the final Harry Potter.

Harry Potter Premiere in T-minus 1 hour 26 minutes.

Dressed as Hogwarts students, fighting the Death Eaters.

Last Night’s Outfit was brought to you by: A granny tranny hooker.